My name is Alyssa.
Its a crazy fucked up world
and there are things I dont understand.
Those are the things I tend to leave alone.

A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke?

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…


It was announced that Emma Watson will be starring in the new remake of the disney fantasy Beauty and the Beast directed by Guillermo del Toro in the near future! Congrats, Emma; we know you’ll do us proud!

It was announced that Emma Watson will be starring in the new remake of the disney fantasy Beauty and the Beast directed by Guillermo del Toro in the near future! Congrats, Emma; we know you’ll do us proud!

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